NEW WARNING

[cindi cranford]

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<font face="courier new"><tt>watch out



i usually don't forward these but this one is particularly frightening....





don't go to the bathroom on october 28th. cia intelligence reports that a major >plot is planned for that day. anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting american's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.



i usually don't send emails like this, but i got this information from a reliable source. it came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the cia building. he apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. so it must be true.



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** i am so so sorry, i am a bad girl... i need a time out.



love,

cindi

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[Ruth Paterson]

what a hoot, cindi. that should lighten us all up
considerably. thanks for posting. :-)


--- cindi cranford <cindercran@... (/group/asc2k/post?postid=8zmf6ml1hzep69gw-ec35qqxx1l4iytttq2tsphehscf0o1jdkxsfskk0ns1jfrdtl2 boledazr-_9c)> wrote:
> watch out
>
> i usually don't forward these but this one is
> particularly frightening....
>
>
> don't go to the bathroom on october 28th. cia
> intelligence reports that a
> major >plot is planned for that day. anyone who
> takes a poop on the 28th
> will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. reports
> indicate that organized
> groups of alligators are planning to rise up into
> unsuspecting american's
> toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their
> dirty business.
>
> i usually don't send emails like this, but i got
> this information from a
> reliable source. it came from a friend of a friend
> whose cousin is dating
> this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife
> knows this lady whose
> husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a
> shoeshine guy who shines the
> shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's
> drug dealer sells drugs to
> another mailroom worker who works in the cia
> building. he apparently
> overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about
> alligators and came to the
> conclusion that we are going to be attacked. so it
> must be true.
>
>
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> ** i am so so sorry, i am a bad girl... i need a
> time out.
>
> love,
> cindi
>
>


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