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Mozart
04-12-2006, 05:18 PM
Animal Lovers,
Here's the top ten of the low-down on the graduation
requirements for 2nd density creatures to graduate to
3rd density, to wit:
(All the requirements below are scientifically proven)
10)Rabies shots
9)Animal licenses
8)Best-of-Show Award ribbons
7)Animal House Diploma for 2nd density
6)Toys
5)How-To-Be-Human guide book
4)Memoirs Of An Animal book for remembrances and
laughs
3)Food, lots of food
2)Combs, toothbrushes and a Swiss Army knife
and...drumbeat...most of all...
1)...a mirror for self-recognition
~Seth
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Petrus
04-13-2006, 01:39 AM
> Here's the top ten of the low-down on the graduation
> requirements for 2nd density creatures to graduate to
> 3rd density, to wit:
ROFL. This however as we know would be the requirements
primarily for cats to move from 2D to 3D...Most of the dogs I've
known were jammed immovably in 1D. ;-)
Strider
04-13-2006, 05:24 AM
Mozart <ecowarrior77@... (/group/asc2k/post?postID=fApIAqTibVuqk5ZANVQ1dhif0otvzbf3yJdpcU EzauV7ir4fD4hL-ZNyjfBHVI8aPCPjJeeCpaELs4YVjvoodg)> wrote: Here's the top ten of the low-down on
the graduation requirements for 2nd density creatures to graduate to 3rd
density, to wit: 5)How-To-Be-Human guide book ...
Hey Seth,
Where can I get a copy of that "How-To-Be-Human guide book?"
Strider :)
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darrel clark
04-13-2006, 07:48 PM
YA FERGOT t' mention-playing Jimi Hendrix recordings to your
ts... ---Zorchdarrel
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> Animal Lovers,
> Here's the top ten of the low-down on the graduation
> requirements for 2nd density creatures ...
ethral3
04-14-2006, 05:04 AM
--- In asc2k@yahoogroups.com (/group/asc2k/post?postID=q1JVFMcaMhJa_fH7CWQvCELLaJDmiv07_O4l51 bXNHSuwehOZPxLJdrtK2mEv9ELCpGVl7aQ0fHAsR0VrSTA), "Petrus" <petrus4@...> wrote:
>
> > Here's the top ten of the low-down on the graduation
> > requirements for 2nd density creatures to graduate to
> > 3rd density, to wit:
>
> ROFL. This however as we know would be the requirements
> primarily for cats to move from 2D to 3D...Most of the dogs I've
> known were jammed immovably in 1D. ;-)
>
Hello Newbie here! I haven't even properly introduced myself. I do
appoligise for that.
I felt a tug at my heart about this post. I'm sure Petrus intended
it in fun. I'm certainly not perfect in my humor. No hard feelings
I hope!
I do love Dogs, I have a very good friend who is a Dog. In my
observation most dogs already have two feet in "STO". Consider all
the "service" dogs. Dogs who work for the handicapped, For the
police, For farmers. A dog will risk it's life to save it's owners
life. A dog will be devoted to an owner who "beats" it.
Dogs are Loyalty, and Unconditional love from nose to tail.
Humans can learn from dogs!
My dog will ask for her dinner, ask to go outside to relive
herself. She will "strut" when she is pleased with herself. And
act like a clown to get me to laugh. She IS self aware, no doubt in
my mind.
I hope everyone might take a closer look at dogs! There is no bigger
heart in the world than a dogs heart.
Thankyou for this opportunity to show my apprectaion for Dogs!
Humbly,
Ethral
LizzieFalconer
04-14-2006, 05:45 AM
I agree fully Ethral, dogs are "almost there" as 3D beings in STO already.
I've had cats too and all I can say about them is that they're "almost there"
in STS. I love cats, but in a different way. I hope all my dogs graduate to
3D STO (I figure I was probably was one in a previous life =) I have to
believe that all our dogs will graduate this time around.
L/L,
Sheri
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Strider
04-14-2006, 06:45 AM
ethral3 <tn289@... (/group/asc2k/post?postID=-v7Y6FLFaM4c2oAuztLGQ8s6iFkqn2sRKwiTKPCUm6UkifC3WCy wBp_En4MuKhimvBjHwzNBwfQ)> wrote: Dogs are Loyalty, and Unconditional love from
nose to tail.
Welcome Ethral!
Have you ever noticed what "dog" is spelled backward?
Peace/Love :)
Strider
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ethral3
04-14-2006, 09:06 AM
--- In asc2k@yahoogroups.com (/group/asc2k/post?postID=7UUmBIVc64gVC7df2vmkyhGMVgYtcjs4R10gO7 hodZTwyAABL3-kS9S44mS1_i4Yw2tcmEP92A1V7mc), Strider <axelrodhooverhead@...> wrote:
>> ethral3 <tn289@...> wrote: Dogs are Loyalty, and Unconditional
love from nose to tail.
> Welcome Ethral!>
> Have you ever noticed what "dog" is spelled backward?>
> Peace/Love :) Strider
YES! I love that!
Thankyou!
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