Uranus Is "Responsible" For Sea Quakes

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Uranus is "responsible" for sea quakes
Ernest Gill | Hamburg, Germany30 March 2005
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Uranus may be responsible for recent devastating Asian sea quakes because the
mystery-shrouded "planet of calamity" is unusually close to the Earth, tabloid
newspaper readers in Germany were warned on Wednesday.

Under the front-page headline "Uncanny Uranus", the report in theBild newspaper
cited an array of experts, ranging from Nasa scientists to TV astrologers,
saying the seventh planet from the sun possesses a "quadripolar" magnetic field
that acts as "a giant cosmic vacuum cleaner".

This heavenly Hoover is literally sucking the Earth's tectonic plates out of
their beddings, according to Bild, Europe's largest daily newspaper with more
than five million readers.

This magnetic pull is strongest along the Earth's equator because the tropics
are marginally closer to Uranus than the poles are.




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[Dave M.]

>Ur anus may be responsible for recent devastating Asian sea quakes...

Hi David,

I'll thank you not to blame my anus for the sea quakes! True, I did have a bad
case of gas on that day,
but I refuse to accept responsibility for the quakes. I doubt that the tremors
from my flatulence
reverberated further than the surrounding few blocks. :)

Ha, Ha, sorry - I couldn't resist.