Universal Funnies

[Chris]

i snitched these from another site (thanks brian :) love to all,
chris

max frisch:
"technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't
have to experience it."

kilgore trout:
"the universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."

woody allen:
"i'm astounded by people who want to `know' the universe
when it's hard enough to find your way around chinatown."

douglas adams:
"in the beginning the universe was created. this has made a lot of
people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

william j. broad:
"the crux...is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe
seems to be missing."

rich cook:
"programming today is a race between software engineers striving to
build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce
bigger and better idiots. so far, the universe is
winning."

fred hoyle:
"there is a coherent plan in the universe, though i don't know what
it's a plan for."

ray bradbury:
"we are an impossibility in an impossible universe."

christopher morley:
"my theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not
signed."

edward chilton:
"i'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. it's not
holding a charge."

calvin and hobbes(bill watterson):
"the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is that it has never tried to contact us."