Universal Funnies

[Chris]

I snitched these from another site (thanks Brian :) Love to all,
Chris

Max Frisch:
"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't
have to experience it."

Kilgore Trout:
"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."

Woody Allen:
"I'm astounded by people who want to `know' the universe
when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."

Douglas Adams:
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of
people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

William J. Broad:
"The crux...is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe
seems to be missing."

Rich Cook:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to
build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce
bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is
winning."

Fred Hoyle:
"There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what
it's a plan for."

Ray Bradbury:
"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe."

Christopher Morley:
"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not
signed."

Edward Chilton:
"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not
holding a charge."

Calvin and Hobbes(Bill Watterson):
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is that it has never tried to contact us."