jwsarafin@...
05-09-2001, 04:26 AM
.dear friend: we have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for
raising five million dollars for placing george w. bush in the hall of fame
in washington, d.c... this committee was in a quandary as to where to place
the statue. it was not wise to place it beside the statue of george
washington who neved told a lie, nor beside jesse jackson who never told the
truth, since george w. bush could never tell the difference.
.we finally decided to place it next to christopher columbus, the greatest
republican of all. he left not knowing where he was going, did not know where
he was, returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on borrowed
money.
.over 5000 years ago moses said to the children of israel "pick up your
shovels, mount your asses and camels, and i will lead you to the promised
land."
.nearly 5000 years later roosevelt said "lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses and light up a camel, this is the promised land."
.now george w. bush is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise
the price on camels, and mortgage the promised land. if you are one of the
fortunate people that has anything left after paying taxes, we expect a
generous contribution to this worthwile project.
..thank you in advance, george w. bush statue committee.......
....p.s.. it is said that george w. is considering changing the republican
party emblem from a elephant to a condom because it stands for inflation,
protects a bunch of pricks, halts production and gives one a false sense of
security while being screwed...........
raising five million dollars for placing george w. bush in the hall of fame
in washington, d.c... this committee was in a quandary as to where to place
the statue. it was not wise to place it beside the statue of george
washington who neved told a lie, nor beside jesse jackson who never told the
truth, since george w. bush could never tell the difference.
.we finally decided to place it next to christopher columbus, the greatest
republican of all. he left not knowing where he was going, did not know where
he was, returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on borrowed
money.
.over 5000 years ago moses said to the children of israel "pick up your
shovels, mount your asses and camels, and i will lead you to the promised
land."
.nearly 5000 years later roosevelt said "lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses and light up a camel, this is the promised land."
.now george w. bush is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise
the price on camels, and mortgage the promised land. if you are one of the
fortunate people that has anything left after paying taxes, we expect a
generous contribution to this worthwile project.
..thank you in advance, george w. bush statue committee.......
....p.s.. it is said that george w. is considering changing the republican
party emblem from a elephant to a condom because it stands for inflation,
protects a bunch of pricks, halts production and gives one a false sense of
security while being screwed...........