==:PHRASES MADE IN GOD:== hahaha

[Ashatav]

What's up everyone!

I Say HI every intelligent person in this forum (all)!

I was readin a really good book named [please PM for title and author] a must read to all who can do it in spanish.

The book is about a conversation with GOD, hahaha, a really funny one and, at the same time, really profound.

It gave me a true good feeling so here are a lot of one line phrases out of context but really good in any case hahahaha.


==:PHRASES MADE IN GOD:==

About the Words:

• “If God needed words would not have passed of tip.”

• “Try that the word be vassal of the reflection.”

• “¿Did you know the Feeling have wings?”

• “Erase the word hurry, don't insult me.”

• “The word is a switch that permits to see the light of the thought.”

• “The word "evil" slanders me. “Chance” underestimates me.”

• “Only the ones that "know" die without words.”

---o---

About Imagination:

• “I imagine the LOVE and I conceive a god: you, for example.”

• “God is imagination. God, for example, is screaming with the tought.”

• “Imagination and sense of humor: that's the bar-code of the God's sons.”

• “Is imposible to imagine a God without God.”

• “The sea was a tear that escaped me upon imagining you.”

• “Since I imagined you and you appeared I carry you in the lap.”

• “An excess of revelation would drown the imagination.”

• “The imagination is the goddaughter of the mind.”

• “When I imagine you and I multiply another infinite appears.”

---o---

About Wrongness and evil

• “God does not condemn because does not judge.”

• “Sinning against God would be a miracle.”

• “The universal judgment is, in reality, the universal laughter.”

• “If evil exist, the Creation would have leaks.”

• “Do not you confuse human clumsiness with divine impotence.”

• “Evil is a form of spiritual iliteracy.”

• “The justice, in my kingdom, is a strange.”

• “God is amnesic for the error.”

• “For God, any error is like a sparkle in a brilliant armor.”

• “Your errors are almost all "mechanical".”

• “The Adam and Eva thing was a "not mechanical" failure.”

• “The error is not in loving. The worst one of the misconceptions is not to love.”

• "¿And why I was going to put enmity between the snakes and the women? .”

---o---

About the imperfection and time:

• "I am the first defender of the imperfection."

• "Enjoys your imperfection. SOMEONE has wanted like that."

• "Living does not mean to succeed."

• "LIVING is to leave to do. LEAVE ME TO DO."

• "Invests each moment as if was a million dollars and loses a million dollars each moment."

• "Doing plans is to steal me."

• "The time only is the wake of the life."

• "I am the TODAY that will be TOMORROW and the YESTERDAY that is STILL."

• "Here there is not time. That is to say, you have all the NOT-TIME of the world."

• " Dodge the "foolish of the tic-tick" and lose you among the little-big things."

• "You give it another hundred thousand years and this civilization will begin to mature."

• "You are like a baby, with all the charms and defects of a creature."

• "Learn to accept you as you are."

• "To be perfect one must go back."

• "My childhood is "now"."

• "Don't forget thet your race is a recently arrived."

• "The more funny of the science is that it continues in the cups of the trees."

---o---

Cheers!

[Ashatav]

More Phrases Made In GOD Hahahaha...


About Death:

• "The death is a poetic way to pass the page."

• "Not even what does not exist is forgot."

• “The death is only a «toll».”

• "The charity is a very healthy warm-up before the great departure."

• "The death is only traumatic for the people who stays".

• "Only the fossilized spirits are frightened upon awaking in the new life."

• "The Nature practices the gymnastics to LIVE to DIE."

• "The death is only a move."

• "Training to die fortifies and makes thin the spirit."

• "Nothing is more similar to the death that a "good-bye"."

• "The death only comes to pass a check to your true I."

---o---

About LOVE (and love)

• "There where the creatures are not conscious of the LOVE the justice is invented."

• "¿God is religious? What religion professs the LOVE?."

• "In my kingdom, all we are "alcoholic" of the LOVE."

• "The LOVE is a business of export."

• "The LOVE is the juice of the HUMOR."

• "I wanted to Neruda, and at times he also wanted me."

• "Upon being born do not you arrive with a loaf of bread under the arm, but with all the bakery."

• " Only LOVE permits that the hammer fall on the iron."

• "Your love is to use and to throw."

• "If could sense the LOVE, would have hitched the NOT-TIME to your waist."

• "If to understand the LOVE, you would remove galaxies of the top hat of the NOTHING."

• "Recalls the "diophantic" equation "L = H x G" [LOVE = I HAVE because I GIVE]."

• "I Give light and I HAVE white, black and gray."

• "I HAVE universes because I GIVE "chance"." (oportunity)

• "God exists because gives."

• "The LOVE is fed of the curved."

• "The LOVE works to three shifts."

• "I do not take care of. I LOVE."

• "To Take care of is to touch you occasionally. LOVING is to carry you over."

• "The LOVE and the love I have invented them."

• "Do Not approach so much to your children. You would parch them."

• "The true LOVE is a rocker. So simple and comfortable that frightens you."

• "The LOVE does not open parenthesis, neither knows about the new paragraph."

• "My LOVE works with feelings."

• "The mothers LOVE for sport."

• "The WANTING is the secret number of the divine "mobile"."

[Ashatav]

More more more wohoho

About churches:

• "I'm sorry. I have neither read the Bible."

• "If God write for a few would be a "tumultuous". (Really GOD says a funny modism who are very similar to "Tumultuous").

• "Distrusts of the monopolies. God is not for sale".

• "The evangelization has the days counted."

• "The celibacy is also an option, whenever itself be not imposed for the "article 33"."

• "Nobody, in his healthy judgment, should call saint to nobody."

• "The holiness, the authentic one, the "cool one", is a not human attribute."

---o---

About faith:

• "When the human Being discovers me no longer he needs to replenish. The tanks of the confidence never are exhausted."

• "In what is not seen only believe the blind... and not so much."

• "The faith only should be practiced with the visible thing. For the invisible thing is the confidence."

• "Doubts because that is your natural state.

---o---

About Misconceptions:

• "¿But Allah is Arab?"

• "That recall, never I have sat."

• "The communists are of ours. Here we do not have private property."

• "The flood was a slander."

• "To be God one must show a high sense of humor."

• "The end of the world begins for "e"."

• "I Am the only incurable illness."

• "Those of left wing also smell well."

• "In the materiologic wars always die the same ." (dear reader, it's no misspelling, he says "Materiologic")

---o---

[Ashatav]

And more and more woho

GOD Facts:

• "God is spilled, not bottled."

• "God is not two more two; is ONE more ALL."

• "God: compressed for be not slept in the life."

• "God is the stoker of the restless."

• "God does not sleep. Dreams. Therefore you exist."

---o---

About Truth and: Liberty

• "If to know the TRUTH, you would explode."

• "The TRUTH is a simple one "click"."

• "The TRUTH does not have alternatives."

• "The TRUTH only can be drunk to small sips [and not in your world]."

• "¡The fried bread! ... The great truth! [for being in home]."

• "In your world, the healthy only truth is in the little-big things."

• "The LIBERTY is "pi" and only I am "pi"."

• "Your supposed liberty is an bad photocopy [of photocopy, of photocopy, of photocopy, of photocopy. ..] of the LIBERTY."

• "Accepts that you are on my lap and you will begin to understand which is your LIBERTY."

• "¿And who has said that my kingdom is a democracy?."

---o---

About G.O.D and pi

• "Only I know where does not finish 3,14159.."

• "If you permit me the immodesty, only God is "pi"."

• "I am the quadrature of the circle and the correction of the circumference."

• "In the "now" just I will deliver you the NOTHING, so you'll be equal to me."

• "The number "pi", in reality, is circular."

---o---

About asking!:

• "When you ask you spill vainly."

• "Never ask. The LOVE "knows"."

• "Asks only ANSWERS."

• "The key to comply your dreams: not to ask."

• "Mobilizes the feelings and the LOVE will do reality your dreams."

---o---

[Ashatav]

ha ha ha

Poet GOD:

• "Yes, also I speak in the sonorous silence of the dreams."

• "The inspiration is not another thing that to inhale to God."

• "The poetry is my evening gown."

---o---

About the Road to Heaven:

• "In heaven there is not shortcuts."

• "The career toward God is done in bicycle, to admire the landscape."

• "In my kingdom there is not electrical sockets. All is wireless."

• "The career toward God is not of obstacles, but of fund."

• "You Would Need a barrel of years to call for their names to the first line of my leaders and officials." (it's no mistake, he says barrel of years, in spanish this word is similar to million and billion, etc.)

• "In my kingdom as in your world, nothing would function without the noncommissioned officers."

• "You play in Third Division and the angels in Second."

• "Tries to play fair and to classify and you will be promoted."

---o---

About evolution and luck:

• "I am a God-Darwin, but more economic."

• "The evolution is always in probation."

• "If the Nature maneuvered at random, you would not know what is a rose."

• "The natural evolution is a fact, but thousands of invisible eyes encourage and watch it."

• "Each morning I raise myself with the right foot and I do the guest appearance of the Creation."

• "If the coincidence to exist, God would be in the unemployment."

• "In the invisible thing there is more traffic than in the visible thing."

• "The chance is a new petty king that satisfies to the mediocre."

• "¿Truly you believe that a coincidence would be able to assemble the ninth symphony of Beethoven or the blue one of the sky?"

• "The chance only is unquestionable for the superficial."

• "If the chance exist, God would not be an "off-road"."

• "The luck, like you call to my plans, is meticulously Weight in scale of pharmacist."

---o---

About human biology:

• "Adam and Eva wanted to fill the eye before that the intestine." (it's a sefardí saying thas means they wanted more than they can have).

• "The fruit of the tree of the LIFE annuls the effects of the free radicals."

• "The biological elevation of a planet is not competence of the Gods, but of the children of the Gods."

[Ashatav]

Next part of the post...

About praying:

• "The authentic pray is an attitude."

• "To Pray litanies is to pray in black and white."

• "When pray, do it with common sense, with imagination and above all, not boring to the personnel."

• "You can pray, even, without agreeing you of me."

• "The happiness is a prayer in a luxury contaiment."

• "The generosity is a form of pray that peals in all the universe."

• "To Caress and to distribute kisses for no apparent reason is the prayer of the initiated."

---o---

About Happiness

• "The happiness is pure oxygen."

• "My "people" only applies it in cases of emergency."

• "To be happy, first you have to pass to the "another side"."

• "In your world, to seek the happiness is as absurd as to intend to be FREE." (with CAPITAL letters)

• "In my kingdom, the happiness is written in plural."

---o---

About the best invention:

• "The woman: my better invention."

• "Everything that is worthwhile is female."

• "The woman is the unique one to be capable of shooting two arches at the same time: that of the intelligence and that of the intuition."

• "To Think is the respiration of the mind"

• "In my kingdom, "he" and "she" they are an all inseparable: "heShe"." (In spanish here a trick of words with heShe, so it'll not be so funny in this traslation haha)

• "In the divinity, the ALL is subordinated to the "heShe"."

• "The intuition is patrimony of the most perfect."

• "A woman with three secrets is almost a man."

• "The degree of evolution of a planet is measured for the index of symbiosis among "he" and "she"."

• "Do Not confuse you. Do not you seek never the equality between two works of art."

• "If you cry is that have left to enter the "she"."

• "It Opens the doors of your "he" and permits that the "she" visit you."

• ""heShe" is always richer than a "he" and that a "she"."

• "The male thing has not understood still that LOVE begins for "A" [female]." (in spanish love begins with the letter A: Amor)

• "¿You understand Me if I tell you that to the "another side" you will be "heShe"?"