Tarzan
11-17-2001, 05:44 AM
Funny Folks,
I read this from another list and it is a hoot! Read each one slowly and
tape up your ribs--and don't sue me!
[begin quote...'sinning' off now, Seth]
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be
speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in
Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all
the way from Africa.
Announcement in the church bulletin for a National
PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending
the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way
again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at
the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns.
Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
canceled due to a conflict.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water".
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus".
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood
donors for more transfusions. She is also having
trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's
sermons.
During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the
rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J. F.
Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
The Rector will preach his farewell message after
which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say
"hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship
that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in
the church hall. Organ music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to
our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due
to the addition of several new members and to the
deterioration of some older ones.
The senior choir invites any member of the
congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other
items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple
children.
For those of you who have children and don't
know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Please place your donation in the envelope along
with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and
heave a healthy lunch.
The church will host an evening of fine dining,
superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M ... prayer and
medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing
of every kind. Theymay be seen in the basement on
Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing
in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket
and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning
at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the
Fellowship Hall after the BS is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of
the congregation would lend him their electric
girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday
morning.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday
at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The
Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
I read this from another list and it is a hoot! Read each one slowly and
tape up your ribs--and don't sue me!
[begin quote...'sinning' off now, Seth]
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be
speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in
Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all
the way from Africa.
Announcement in the church bulletin for a National
PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending
the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way
again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at
the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns.
Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
canceled due to a conflict.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water".
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus".
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood
donors for more transfusions. She is also having
trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's
sermons.
During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the
rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J. F.
Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
The Rector will preach his farewell message after
which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say
"hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship
that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in
the church hall. Organ music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to
our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due
to the addition of several new members and to the
deterioration of some older ones.
The senior choir invites any member of the
congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other
items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple
children.
For those of you who have children and don't
know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Please place your donation in the envelope along
with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and
heave a healthy lunch.
The church will host an evening of fine dining,
superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M ... prayer and
medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing
of every kind. Theymay be seen in the basement on
Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing
in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket
and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning
at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the
Fellowship Hall after the BS is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of
the congregation would lend him their electric
girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday
morning.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday
at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The
Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.